F*ck Them All Big And Small

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20th Century (multiple decades)

Christina "Wee Wee" Porcelli

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The funny, sad, bizarre, all true story of Christina "Wee Wee" Porcelli. A story about failing but always finding the strength to pull yourself up and put on your lipstick. An empty bank account, a broken heart, and a failed career didn't stop this dreamer for manifesting her wildest dreams.



Short Summary

Christina "Wee Wee" Porcelli grew up in Brooklyn, New York where she was raised by 3 strong female role models..her mother, her sister, and her grandmother. She never believed in fairytales. There was no charming prince coming to her rescue. She aspired to save herself and own her own castle!


New York and Nashville

Based on a True Story


Plot - Premise

Rags to Riches

Plot - Other Elements

Happy Ending

Mature Audience Themes

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Main Character Details

Name: Christina "Wee Wee" Porcelli

Age: 40's flashing back on different ages of importance

Gender: Female

Role: Emotional

Key Traits: Adventurous,Charming,Engaging,Funny,Clumsy

Additional Character Details

Name: Coco aka Maria

Age: 40's flashing back on certain ages as well

Gender: Female

Role: Antagonist

Key Traits: Badass,Aggressive,Charming,Confident,Leader,Faithful,Funny,Sarcastic

Additional Character Details

Name: Grandma Ann

Age: 70's 80's

Gender: Female

Role: mentor

Key Traits: Aspiring,Badass,Aggressive,Charming,Confident,Masculine,Funny

Additional Character Details

Name: Rose (Mom)

Age: 50's 60's

Gender: Female

Role: skeptic

Key Traits: Badass,Aggressive,Funny

About The Author

Christina "Wee Wee" Porcelli grew up in Brooklyn, New York. Former singer/songwriter, Dating Naked contestant, Beat Shazam million dollar game show winner, and now author, has always followed her dreams. Through her personal struggles and triumphs she has learned to manifest the unthinkable.

Target Audiences

Age: 35-54

Target Gender: Female Leaning

Group Specific

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Publishing Details

Status: Yes: self-published

Publisher: Book Baby

Year Published: 2019

Hard Copy Available







Christina shares her life story as a child of divorce growing up in Queens. Her wild 20's to moving to Nashville to follow her music dreams. Christina's ambitions land her on a reality show, Naked Truth, looking for love. In her 30's, she begins to give up on her dreams but finds the love of her life and wins a million dollars on Beat Shazam.

Overall Rating


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Narrative Elements

Authors Writing Style: GOOD

Characterization: GOOD

Commerciality: GOOD

Franchise Potential: GOOD

Pace: GOOD

Premise: GOOD

Structure: GOOD

Theme: GOOD

Accuracy of Book Profile

Yes, the book profile accurately reflects the book.

Draw of Story

The story is very relatable and Christina has a colorful way of storytelling. She also is very open and honest about her life and her feelings. Her thoughts about her absent father and its' affects on her life are explored as well as her dreams and desires.

Possible Drawbacks

The story is very honest and inspiring. Her life is realistic which is rarely seen these in the media. There was nothing that made me want to put the book down.

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Primary Hook of Story

The hook is that Christina moves from the big city of New York to Nashville to chase her dreams. She has some breaks but life isn't going how she planned. I would watch this movie for the realistic representation of life. Christina goes through many trials and tribulations to get to where she is at the end of the story. She isn't 22 and gets her big break. She struggles well into her 30's, single and broke. It shows that there is no timeline for success or love. It takes longer for some people to hit their stride in life if ever.

Fanbase Potential

This could have a large fanbase. It is an inspiring life story for all, but especially woman. There are many life lessons the audience learns along with Christina and it is relatable to an older demographic. It will also show how life isn't roses for many past the ages the media has deemed when you need to have everything figured out. It explores different paths human beings are on.

Awards Potential

This does not have awards potential. The story is inspiring, but fun and most times, lighthearted. It doesn't dive into many deep perspectives or hard hitting topics that would garner awards notice.

Envisioned Budget


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What’s New About the Story

The story is original because it shows how life often is. Most people do not have it all figured out by their 30's. Not everyone has the career they want, are married with a family and happy where their life is. Many times, adults are still figuring it out. This gives an authentic perspective on life for millions of people.

Lead Characters

The lead character stands out because she constantly feels that she is meant for greater and puts in the work to make it happen. Christina is a go getter and determined to follow her dreams. She doesn't take no for an answer or lie down. Her perseverance pays off in the end.

Uniqueness of Story

This is a gem because it combats some of the negative ideology in the media. With social media and rampant comparison culture, high self esteem is becoming less common. Not completely, but partly due to the unrealistic expectations put on humans. If you aren't traveling the world, thriving in your dream career or happily married and living in bliss then you must be failing at life. This story shows that success can come at any age and sometimes you have to keep believing until it happens.

Possible Formats

Film: Studio, Indie, Streaming TV Series: Streaming

Analyst Recommendation



This story has a strong ,female lead, inspiring story and life lessons. It give a great perspective on life that would be a welcome change to what is often presented in the media. It is relatable and fun while thought-provoking. Christina doesn't hold back on her true feelings during harder moments in her life which adds a rawness and honesty to the story.