Horndog: Forty Years of Losing at the Dating Game

BIOGRAPHICAL MEMOIR SATIRE ROMANCE
20th Century (multiple decades)
Michael Jefferson
Logline
Author Michael Jefferson is an expert at love gone wrong – often hilariously wrong. He once told a girl he liked her – she pushed him down a flight of stairs. He gave his girlfriend the keys to his car – she ran it into a garage door. Horndog: Forty Years of Losing at the Dating Game ecounts the misadventures of the women he’s loved, lost and lusted after, plus forty years of strippers, stalkers, and sluts that made him an unrepentant bachelor. The naughty nannies, bodacious blondes and raving redheads featured in the book all agree- if you want a successful love life, don’t be like Mike.
Genre
Biographical, Memoir, Satire, Romance,
Short Summary
Michael Jefferson, author of Horndog: Forty Years of Losing at the Dating Game has been actively failing at the dating game for more than 40 years. He has romanced insane ingénues, chased nubile nymphos, had a posse of nannies and slept with salacious strippers – yet he remains single. His short sto
Setting
New York, North Carolina, Rhode Island
Based on a True Story
Yes
Plot - Premise
Quest
Plot - Other Elements
Coming of Age, Meaningful Message, Happy Ending
Mature Audience Themes
Nudity
Main Character Details
Name: It's me!
Age: 35
Gender: Male
Role: Protagonist
Key Traits: Charming, Educated, Funny, Romantic, Adventurous, Clumsy
Additional Character Details
Name: Girlfriends, acquaintances
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Role: Tempter
Key Traits: Aggressive, Beautiful, Blunt, Educated, Funny, Adventurous, Insecure, Sexy, Charming, Complex, Outspoken, Crazy, Flexible, Seductive
Additional Character Details
Name: Brief encounters!
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Role: Tempter
Key Traits: Charming, Crazy, Funny, Romantic, Seductive, Sexy, Skillful, Aggressive, Clumsy, Confident, Outspoken, Adventurous, Aspiring, Blunt, Sarcastic, Beautiful, Educated, Engaging, Flexible
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